Me: I have this gnarly tan line on my feet from wearing my Toms.
My lead: You would wear Toms.
Me: Psh what's that supposed to mean?!
My lead: You're just a super hipster dude! Aren't you?
Me: What makes you say that?!
My lead: Have you ever eaten at the Gypsy Den?
Me: Yeah! I love it there!
My lead: You would.
I got two Four Keys Cards today! And one of them was from someone in a whole different department!
Last night I had one of THE best phone calls of my entire life. And I woke up this morning feeling invincible. I love love. I love you.
Within 20 minutes of being awake, I scratched “poop out of a pajama poop flap” off my bucket list. And that’s when I knew it’d be a fulfilling day.
chillaxemurderer: sometimes im hungry and other times im asleep
rory-odair: some BODY once told me SABRINA.
Your onesie is sexual and I’m proud to know you.– Nicole.
Besides Filipinos being the most spirited and most in-tune of audiences, they...– Jason Mraz (via amrazing)
Mary poppins is such a spoiled bitch, she gets to use stairs. Just hop on the...– RJ (via cojosweeps)
I JUST GOT SWAM. I REPEAT. SOMEONE JUST SWAM ME AT DISNEYLAND. SOMEONE SWAM *ME*. I DON’T KNOW HOW TO FEEL.
kelseygoesmeow: rj is getting waaay too sexual with this cheesecake.
Write to write. Write because you need to write. Write to settle the rage within...– Nick Miller’s “Isn’t It Pretty To Think So?” (via washedingrace)