Thanks to my sister, I am officially THE bros of bros.

gEt On My LeVel.

5:43 pm  •  22 July 2012  •  4 notes

*grumble grumble grumble* I’m not afraid. I’m angry. *grumble grumble*

10:26 pm  •  20 July 2012  •  11 notes

However, THIS sort of crap happening when I’m watching Hell’s Kitchen is highly unnecessary.

5:51 pm  •  2 July 2012  •  1 note

Leftover birthday soosh, tea imported from Wonderland, and edamame hummus.

The breakfast to end ALL breakfasts.

I might even add an O’Douls in there, just to kickstart the day.

Punch it in the face, boys.

7:26 am  •  26 April 2012  •  3 notes

everyone gather ‘round, pop the popcorn, tend the fire, wipe the butts!

so last night right, i was at McDonald’s for three hours. from 4pm-7pm. for some work thing. in case you’re inquiring, it was boring as heck (LITERALLY sitting the back of the place doing absolutely nothing but sitting in the back of the place), and no i didn’t choose to get anything to eat.

so anyway, me and this lady get to talking, and the gist of the important segment of our conversation went something like follows:

me: so yeah, i’ve lived around here mostly my entire life, but I lived in Kalamazoo for a few months last year.

lady: oh that’s cool! i’m originally from a small town near there. actually, when i moved away from there, i ended up coming back for a while, too. if there’s one thing i’ve learned about small towns, they’re like black holes, sucking you back in.

me: haha, yeah i guess so.

lady: so do you plan on living here for the rest of your life, or do you want to get out?

me: i’d like to get out for at least a while! i actually have a plan to move to california in the summer!

lady: oh that’s awesome! why california?

me: well my ultimate goal is to be an actor, so i plan on auditioning for tv and film work, and working at Disneyland!

lady: oh wow! how do you get a job at disneyland?

me: well, i plan on going to the Disney College program *explains DCP*

lady: that seems like it’d be a lot of fun! depending on what job you have though. i’d want to be inside, i wouldn’t be able to stand the heat and humidity and walking around……

(here is where it starts getting bad)

…..actually, i took my sons to disney world recently!

me: oh yeah?! that’s so cool! did you have a good time?! i’m sure it was a magical experience!

lady: well, i quickly found out my sons are too old for disney……

(they’re like 14, said she earlier)

……and we went to the Magic Kingdom, or whatever, because we only had money for one park because tickets are so freaking expensive, and we found out there’s like NOTHING to do there!………

……and it’s pretty boring and it’s just horribly congested and crowded everywhere…….. and the fireworks were alright i guess……….

(congestion, true, sometimes, but still)

………..and it’s just really lame and cheesy………

………..AND! what we realized once it was nighttime, is that it’s SO poorly lit! like seriously, there are no lights anywhere, it’s so freaking dark and I was thinking “isn’t this supposed to be Disney? how overrated)……..

(i was GENUINELY confused by that one. i just. WHAT?! where did you even….. okay sorry, i’ve save my rant for the end)

………..and it just was NOT worth the money. universal and sea world and legoland were much better.

OKAY. YEAH, I KNOW. you can probably imagine how bad i wanted to freaking turn the place inside out and fix this poor, broken, unfortunate soul. but i couldn’t. i had to poker face. those pictures above, not memes. those are pictures of me that were taken during this conversation. i just. WHERE DID YOU EVEN GO?! BECAUSE EITHER YOU WERE NOT MENTALLY PRESENT DURING YOUR VISIT, OR YOU WENT TO THE WRONG PLACE. JUST. POORLY LIT, THO?! 

WHEN?!

WERE YOU BLINDFOLDED?! WERE YOU STUCK ON SPACE MOUNTAIN THE WHOLE TIME OR SOMETHING?! BECAUSE THAT ISN’T ALL……. I JUST. WUT. WAT. WHAT. THE FRACK.

ARE YOU NOT AWARE THAT ALL MAIN STREET FREAKING IS IS LIGHTS AND SHOPS?! WHAT

never have i ever heard THAT as a complaint.

prices, sure. crowds, sure. but lights. no. NO. you must have went to gator land or something.

i have never had to poker face SO HARD in my entire life.

i just. it was a very disheartening mixture of sadness for this lady’s lack of magic in her experience, and distilled anger for the wrongness in her statements.

motherfathersisterbrother.

i can no longer speak of this encounter.

7:12 pm  •  21 February 2012  •  6 notes