Elle M'a Soufflé un Baiser sur le Carrousel

If humble was a pie, I'd be a cake. If cake was humble, I'd stick to my diet. If my diet was pie, these words would be moot.

anotherday-anothersnuggle said: no

hayleythehatter said: RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT

there are two kinds of people in this world.

hayleythehatter replied to your post: hayleythehatter replied to your chat: My favorite…

I KNOW RJ I KNOW

I’M FUNNY RIGHT I CAN TELL JOKES RIGHT YOU WOULD LAUGH RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT.

hayleythehatter replied to your chat: My favorite compliment from today.

YES.

HAYLEY I WANT THIS SO BAD TO BE A THING.

hayleythehatter:

rjthecunning:

listening to hayley’s freaking voicemail.

omg

really though

MY WORDS WERE TRUE

what the hell did i just watch.

LOLrememberthishayley?

You know what I miss? Teasing Hayley about John Henry.

hayleythehatter replied to your post: Why have I been here for a few weeks now and an…

UHMMM YOU HAVEN’T SAID ANYTHING BEFORE EITHER SO.

OH SO THEN IT’S MY FAULT THEN IS IT?

Why have I been here for a few weeks now and an actual UVDBFC sesh hasn’t happened yet HM?

hayleythehatter said: I THINK IT’S FUN

YOU’RE A DEMON.

hayleythehatter replied to your post: If you don’t like wherever you are why don’t you…

i think my haters found you

then your haters are the ones with the sugar packets at mad t party.

Remember that one time when the first character I met when I came here was Crazy Fish Man?