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If humble was a pie, I'd be a cake. If cake was humble, I'd stick to my diet. If my diet was pie, these words would be moot.

Put Jason Sudeikis and Olivia Wilde onto Snow White’s Scary Adventure forty minutes ago.

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aHA. this is funny. look at that. little did i know.

oh my gosh LOL this crap still cracks me up.

i’m hilarious, bro.

annawintour:

except…. i went to that link, and this is Dexter Cox

his hair looks different.

But don’t worry if you think this sounds ridiculous. 40-foot-Voldemort will be worked seamlessly into the ceremony’s “Isles of Wonder” storyline.

I swear.

Who wants to spot me like seven hundo real quick?

i am not even joking, or making this up, or trying to be crude, i did not notice the precarious location of mickey’s tail and shoes until just now.

they’ve been in that spot on my mirror for a couple years.

so it’s really my fault for getting all up my mirror’s grill.